torterra:

ive been thinking about stuf.f.. 

its hard to cut hair with a gas mask onz

Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
#australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay

geminid:

very lazily drawn pastel goth clear 

i’m getting lazier each day not good

dmmd headcanons

sweatervest-kun:

noiz cried playing Journey bc it was overwhelmingly majestic and beautiful and he makes aoba play it with him for like 4 hours

koujaku gets tickled by aoba and accidentally farts and doesn’t talk to aoba for a week out of shame

clear decides to bring sexy roleplay into the bedroom and buys a giant cushy jellyfish mascot costume and puts lingerie on it then sits in the unlit bedroom wearing it until aoba comes home and is terrified

mink stress bakes

ren relates deeply to scooby doo

hazamas-fine-ass-booty:

So I went on Cleverbot and decided to use the microphone to say the names of our favourite DMMd characters. 

I was not disappointed. 

(Keep in mind that this is me saying their names normally. I said Virus like ‘virus’. not like ‘WEERUS’.)

glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

shinomiyanacchan:

Uta no Prince-sama

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yungterra:

So glad I bought this book

ANIMATED LIFE RUINERS [9/?]
♥ Ichinose Tokiya → Uta no Prince-sama
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