stunningpicture:

Made this for my boyfriend

stunningpicture:

Made this for my boyfriend

aroseforalice:

me and my friends

aroseforalice:

me and my friends

yifferpines:

I’M LAUIGHGING SO HARD FUCKJ

yifferpines:

I’M LAUIGHGING SO HARD FUCKJ

p1unk:

oftentimes women might smile at cat-callers out of nervousness or pure fear because they know that if they react negatively that guy could get way scarier and even violent

it’s not a “wow i’m so flattered” smile it’s literally a “please don’t follow me home and murder me after this” smile

nosignofwings:

get to know me meme | 2/5 movies » Howl’s Moving Castle

nosignofwings:

get to know me meme | 2/5 movies » Howl’s Moving Castle

toopunktofuck:

one of new jersey’s most famous confections, saltwater taffy, was invented because some asshole’s candy shop flooded and ruined all his taffy and he sold it to a child anyway and i think that pretty much says a lot about the overall cultural climate of new jersey

tsunamiwavesurfing:

i seen someone on here say “daddy spank me like an almost empty ketchup bottle” and since then i just been usin a knife to get the sauce out the bottle

Hold my fucking hand, loser. We’re using the buddy system for the rest of our lives.
How I’m going to propose  (via jovitaramos)
If I can ever recommend one thing to you, it is this:

cerastes:

I have several done years of RPing, and this has taken me to countless different forums and, if you are at all familiar with RP forums, let me tell you, they were the lowest of the low some six or seven years ago.

In one of these forums, a legendary tale happened, a tale that, if I can ever recommend one thing to you, it is this:

The Ballad of Edgardo.

A story that happened to an anonymous RPer years ago.

Anyone will be able to appreciate it (and trust me, you will), but if you are kinsmen or kinswomen to me, if you ever had to experience the shittiest of RP forums and their terrible userbases, particularly that one guy that does whatever he wants and is an asshole that clearly godmods but gets away with it because the actual mods don’t give a damn, you will find the beauty behind the ballad that much brighter.

Just trust me on this one. It’s not a particularly long read, either.

I hope you enjoy The Ballad of Edgardo