if you actually get mad at people for using certain emoticons. get out of my face i don’t need that kind of elitism and negativity in my life. do you have nothing better to be angry about.
im such an asshole but im also a v kind-hearted person who likes making ppl happy and if i love u i will love u with all my heart and all my soul but then im also such an asshole
someone shouted “do it for the vine” at the train station earlier and i was afraid for my fucking life
"suck my dick"
"nah sorry i have a shrimp allergy"
when you’re trying to enjoy a picnic and theres a bee flying around your head
do you ever see a person you love do something really fucking ridiculous and you just watch and think “ah yes this is where i have laid my affections”
if you call me cutie there is a 759% chance that i will fall in love with you
Do you ever just meet one person
and at first it is awkward
then you start talking
and its like
“holy crap where have you been all my life”
we must go hastily